The nerd said to the wolf, "take me with you please."
The wolf rejected him and said "Why should i? You are a freakin nerd nerd!"


Eric: You know what your main trouble is?
Ernie: What?
Eric: You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
Ernie: I still think I'm improving
Eric: Oh, you are. Why, only yesterday you hit the ball in one.
Ernie: Absolutely! And anyway, this is a terrible golf course. Just look at the state of it!
Eric: This isn't the course, you know. We left that half an hour ago.
Ernie: Really? Is that why you keep looking at your watch?
Eric: This isn't a watch - this is a compass!